sacaswagea:

99% sure my soulmate is a piece of bread

(Source: mondegreener, via officertoast)

sonic-screwdildo:

do other girls actually go to bed with their bras on or is that just in movies because i would never wear a bra to bed its like going to bed with tape on your mouth

(via umadokabro)

moistflow:

picking up something in front of your crush 

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jpgay:

when someone says “shut up you love me”

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(via officialwhitegirls)

darkbluetile:

I want to pretend they were on this boat together. I love it. both chilly after a fun day on the water

(via famousest)

tastefullyoffensive:

Coming soon, to a theatre near you. [bitfiend]

(via electricdoc)

spookyscandal:

can i make it any more obvious?

(Source: the-sex-and-the-city-blog, via itscalledfashionlookitup)

(Source: ivegotyoukeptin, via roaclrunner)

deducecanoe:

I interrupt my frequent unhappy rants about my low self esteem, panic-inducing lifestyle and all the ways fandom craps on itself to bring you ducklings in dresses made of cupcake papers. Ok. You need this. Shut up and accept that you need this.

(Source: awwww-cute, via unoriginalurl)

weaselmittens:

Blood type: $$$

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tkyle:

crystalvanmeter:

How do we get ARTPOP into everybody’s iTunes library though

start digging

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(via eliaes)

partybarackisinthehousetonight:

really? EVERYBODY was kung fu fighting? i find that hard to believe. stop feeding me these lies

me: hey google what's up
google: did you mean the stratosphere?
me: that's my shit, google. anyway, you know where i can find them little hot dogs, the mini wieners they serve at weddings?

armadillo:

when your friends do something cool without youimage

(via its-real-for-us)