rexuality:

if you see me laughing while texting there’s a 99.9% chance i’m laughing at a text message i sent because i’m equal parts vain and hilarious

(via 420yearold)

sitsinchairs:

crocsy:

Sexting

Straight couples are fucking weird.

(via peoplemagazine)

5ludge:

I was on 8tracks looking for new playlists and found thisimage

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I really don’t know what I expected.

(via beyoncevevo)

New favourite joke:

karlimeaghan:

A Roman walks into a bar, holds up two fingers, and says ”Five beers, please.”

(via memeofficial)

animalcrackhead:

Hilary duff what have you become

(via bestfriencl)

(Source: foie, via jesussbabymomma)

dogapult:

are we just gonna not talk about soulless black-eyed family emoji

image

(via laughingstation)

carryonmy-assbutt:

rose-for-a-tenner:

carryonmy-assbutt:

guys what do hostages do if they have to pee really badly

like do the bad guys let you have toilet breaks or escort you to the loo

My cousin was held for 36 hours by the Gulf cartel. He said they were pretty chill about bathroom breaks.

I want more to that story

(via bestfriencl)

klefable:

"u dont need makeup to be pretty just be urself!!!"

ok but consider this

  • i fucking love eyeliner

(via bestfriencl)

shitshilarious:

this is how you shut someone down. no swear words. nothing so extreme they can write it off. just something you KNOW they wont be able to shake off. It also helps to have a baritone-voiced plankton controlling your brain when you say it.

(Source: zhukini, via pen-pals-with-benefits)

(Source: bullshit-time, via pen-pals-with-benefits)