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Laura | English | I'm a 70 year old man stuck in a 21 year old girls body. Hit me up on snapchat as edald I'm edald. on Skype too if you like?

nokiabae:

my biggest fear is I’m married & my husband says, “let’s cut sugar out of our diet” so I have to leave with the kids in the middle of the night

andrewquo:

human:

wait for it… nearly there 

I want to rip my eyes out

moffatsapprentice:

ASKING THE RIGHT QUESTIONS.

moffatsapprentice:

ASKING THE RIGHT QUESTIONS.

d0ppe:

this is one of my fav photos on tumblr tbh omg

d0ppe:

this is one of my fav photos on tumblr tbh omg

bernadineee:

gotta better myself, my body, my skin and my bank account

dekutree:

girl: fuck me daddy

me: don’t call me daddy…call me dad

girl: ok…dad…are you gonna make me cum today?

me: ask your mother 

spenceromg:

ive been saying “ill get off the computer in a sec” for the last 10 years

officialwhitegirls:

remembering the homework you haven’t done on sunday night

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