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Anonymous Asked:
what was your first sexual experience slike?

My answer:




He gets into his shows


listening to a sad song that has a nice beat



I like to make people feel bad for me by telling them that I spent my last three birthdays in the hospital. I wasn’t sick or anything, but I don’t tell them that. I’m just a surgeon who likes making people feel bad for me. 


in the hallway today there was a hispanic girl making white people jokes and these two white guys actually fucking said “that’s racist. what if we were saying stuff like that about mexican people?”

and she just gave them this dry look and said “i’m puerto rican.”


this world is so fucked up like one of my friends has carpeting in his bathroom instead of tile like how can someone hate themselves that much


Dad: “cmon son, say your first words!”

Son: “da-“

Dad: “close! try again!”

Son: “da—”

Dad: “So close!  One more time!”

Son: “daft punk”


Some of Cher’s greatest hits on Twitter.

Laura | English | I'm a 70 year old man stuck in a 20 year old girls body.

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