(Source: vulgarswami, via agnusbrown)

cucumberbatchin:

do you ever sit in school like i know the answer to that questions but i’m not saying it because this class is pissing me off

(Source: cucumberbatchin-gone, via kinkydonuts)

surprisebitch:

*calls 911*

911: hello, 911, what is your emergency?

me: help!! i lost my virginity!!

911: um im sorry.. but.. i dont think..

me: no, i lost my pet, “virginity” its name is virginity !

911: ohhh! xD

me: xD

(Source: surprisebitch, via d0nn0)

mens-rights-activia:

Benedict Cumberbatch is stopped yet again from illegally downloading movies, God bless

(Source: crocroach, via reshipped)

aquapainter:

Oh my god

(via australiansanta)

beyonseh:

that karaoke girl or what karyoshi or whatever her name is (the one that dated chris brown) said a blue ivy hair joke on 106 and park like three hours ago

now, she has lost over 200k followers on instagram

but this is just the beginning. beyoncé is coming. she better hold on to her weave.

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(via poopflow)

(Source: drenge, via sloth-grunge)

gofatyourself:

The only form of Shitspeare I would care to read

(Source: virginitay, via australiansanta)

notquiteshakespeare:

truelladeville:

theblogchoseme:

truelladeville:

I wanna see pictures of your lowest moment from 2013 go

I was in a Toy Story play.

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And I loved it.

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You’re an inspiration to us all

please explain how this was your lowest point

(via canadianhitler)

(Source: princessfreewill, via opraah)

the-barricade-of-no-return:

If there’s one thing to never doubt it’s how passionate the British get about injustice in a baking programme

passthecocaine:

the-hobbit-hair:

passthecocaine:

Excuse me but what is this doing in the potato tag

that does not look like a fucking potato to me

why were you in the potato tag

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(via hotguysandpizza)